twiterpated

The state of having fallen in love (especially at first sight).

"Aw, look at him. He's twiterpated." Thumper from Bambi speaking about Bambi.

by Scotty J July 20, 2008

get twisted

Getting intoxicated. Smoking, drinking, pill popping...

I get twisted every Friday.

by FatBoyMag.com March 27, 2009

Nuts are Twisted

When a guy is torn between two or more girls, or any situation where several girls have oposing influences on him.

Dans nuts are twisted over going over to Holly's house for the night or being faithful to Ashley.

by TBACE14 July 18, 2006

Get Your Cap Twisted

In the hood/ghetto, to shoot/kill someone.

"Let's go get this fool's cap twisted"
"I'm gonna twist his cap"
"Fuck around and get your cap twisted"

by SlidewayzS13 March 30, 2009

twixted

totally wasted/gone

"Dude, I was sooo twixted this weekend."

by nigga nicole March 27, 2009

twisted wheel

An oldham band mixing up 70s punk with mancunian swagger, "a smear of Oasis, a bite out of the Buzzcocks, and a dollop of Jam"
They are working hard to combat the scenester bands and the wanky art pop movement and replace it with real, honest music.

Person A: "Are you buying tickets for Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong?"
Person B: "Fuck that im going watching Twisted Wheel for some real music"

by whycantitouchit April 30, 2009

Twisted Skunk

A jumped up punky little fellow with plenty of attitude. Saying this TS would claim to be one of the timid and friendly kind with enough love to spread on everyones bread.

“I poke badgers with spoons”

www. twisted skunk .com

by somedamnpunk March 3, 2011