1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock
1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter
3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?
5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter
3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?
5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."
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Nickname given to Donald Trump's tweets in resemblance to Roosevelt's fireside chats and how he talks directly to his fellow Americans in times of hardship.
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Get the Tweet tooth mug.The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.
"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."
"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"
*laughs all around, roll credits*
"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"
*laughs all around, roll credits*
by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009
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@cnnbrk We want the public option! Look at the polls! Tell your audience what the American people want. #cnnprotest tweetbomb
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