Twatswat

the cockblock for women

Melissa just totally got twatswatted by Amber.

by Michael Rabbitino August 14, 2009

twatswatter

Very similar to the word that applies to men "cockblocker" or to be cockblocked. Simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Sarah: I was about to have sex with Kevin last night when my roommate came home.

Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!

by wizardofwords May 16, 2009

twatswatters

Girls who keep other girls from getting laid.

Dane cook coined the phrase "twatswatters" on 5/17/09 during his Isolated Incident tour.

by aceboyace May 17, 2009

twatswat

lesbian equivalent of a cockblock.

Rebecca was scissoring Janice with her eyes when Melissa came and sat down next to them and completely ruined the moment. What a twatswat.

by kschaef January 4, 2009

twatswatter

Female version of a cockblocker.

Layla: "Susie told that guy at the club I was talking to that I had AIDS. She's such a twatswatter."

by februaryair May 17, 2009

Twatswatter

The term for a female who stops a friend who is also a female from getting laid. (The opposite of cockblocker)

Omfg I was so going to fuck that guy. But Dannah had to come and kill the conversation. Ughhh, she is such a twatswatter

by Robb Fox™ December 4, 2009