Tallywacker Tickle

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

twolly

A person who foolishly stands there attempting to use an entirely ineffective hand dryer in a public bathroom.

Molly stood there like a twolly for a full minute before she gave up and went for a trouser wipe.

by LotLotLot August 12, 2019

toally

a shorter version of totally.

Lol, my compy toally pwnz yours noob!

by Loader April 26, 2006

Toally

A South Ayrshire Scottish word for shit.

Im going for a toally

by amacpherson September 15, 2011

Tally wack

When you slap someone across the face (usually female) with your penis.

Bill: "Hey Dorithy mind if I tally wack you"
Dorithy: "Sure Bill go ahead"
Bill: "SMACK BITCH" ^_^

by John Auison June 11, 2006

tallywacker

another word for a penis

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker

by billy February 3, 2003

tally

short for Tallahassee, FL

Sandy goes to FSU in Tally.

by Kathy July 29, 2003