tsumommy

A mother's fierce verbal anger caused by the disrespect of her children, usually in the form of back-talk, eye rolling, or ignoring. It results in the stunned disbursement of every person within earshot of the event, and leaves the mother alone at the epicenter.

When Billy spoke back to his mother again that morning, it was the last straw, unleashing a tsumommy that sent all family members silently rushing throughout the house to prepare for their guests' arrival.

by Dawning January 4, 2014

Turmoil

A flammable state of voidful confusion. Usually inflicted by a friendship crash or crisis. On the verge of combusting. Avoidance of any social interaction, media or materialized, and salitary solace is recommended.

Person1ost: I just.. can't just be enough. I'm covered in turmoil.. I can't be around anything!

It was a matter of time before the turmoil set this plan on fire. It was a disaster.

by 64RAMn October 11, 2018

turmoose_

A person who is not known and has a tiktok who simps for anime men and women. turmoose_ also likes loli’s especially the ones under 5. He’s dog water at a lot of stuff and like men a lot.

“I want to suck a cock man” ~ turmoose_

by i luv onichaan February 19, 2021

tumoasd reference

A tiktoker who reposts "tumoasd reference" on random videos.

Person 1: Do you follow tumoasd reference on tiktok?

Person 2: Yeah, I have no idea what tumoasd is, but I still follow xem.

by silly funky guy October 22, 2022

the tumor

the act of pulling your balls out through your open fly and squeezing them so they turn shiny and purple while simultaneously getting someone to look at it.

As i showed her the tumor laughing uncontrollably, i yelled look at this shit.

by TfromL October 14, 2007

carbon tumor

Diamond ring, as worm by a woman to announce to the world that some other dude (not you) is snacking on her goodies... look elsewhere, this one's infected

So I spy this mad hottie at the bat the other night. I'm just about to drop some game when I notice she's got a carbon tumor. I've got no playbook for married chicks!

by somegeyeinCLE November 9, 2010

Wisconsin Tumor

A Wisconsin Tumor refers to the infamous "beer gut" that so many men proudly sport. The term references Wisconsin in particular most likely because of the amount of beer consumption and cheese eating that takes place there. Although many males in Wisconsin have the mysterious body shape, this can be seen on men all over the world.

Would you look at that guy over there?! He's balancing his drink on his Wisconsin Tumor!

by Mkeah August 20, 2012