sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise

How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.

by yardnoc July 6, 2015

Dirty Turtles

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.

at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long

by d mite November 24, 2007

Tactical Turtles

The time when you are play call of duty and some pro calls down the tactical turtles and you'r screwed.

Shabonquiqui: Yo dawg dis kid just call down dem tactical turtles
Shanaynay: ow fack

by Tortuise November 22, 2011

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Preludes to the Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

turtleslut

A turtle of any species that is promiscuous in nature, often engaging in sexual activity with a frog. This act often results in turtlefrogs with the absence of adequate protection.

This swamp is full of turtlesluts! Damn, you'll get some action!

by hearton February 26, 2011

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

slingin turtles

Firing guns, Sprayin bullets, shootin

Yo Ragz, I be up on that street smokin a swishie and some motha fucka drives by an starts slingin turtles.

by Dakilla January 26, 2007