turtle

Another name for a Ford Taurus. The Taurus is know to be slow and the name 'Taurus' is just to similiar to the word turtle.

The turtle just passed a car on the freeway!

by MoleDeMesa October 2, 2003

turtle

Someone who uses marijuana to fit in often ripped off by dealers and exploited for money, often sold mouldy stemmy leafy and seedy bud as they are inexperianced.

or an inexperianced user

A: shit i just spilt beer all over this buud
B: sell it to daniel he's a turtle

by candlefacedspunkystreet December 14, 2008

turtle

unicorn venus penticle

because google definitions says so

by shlack a flak April 29, 2005

turtle

what elderly women call the coochie

"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

turtle

slang for hallucinogenic drug, salvia.

'Yo, comin to smoke some turtle?'
'Sure'

by Todong April 3, 2008

turtle

a bitch whos EAAAAASY!!!!!!!!!!!!

"you gotta love thoes turtles!! i did one last night and it was eeasy!"

by Genny&Manlisso January 24, 2007

turtle

a metaphor for a dude with an exoskeleton that provides said dude with the illusion of invulnerability. Said Dude is also sometimes said to be endowed with a long turtle-neck, which causes him to move a bit slower and with relatively more confidence than other dudes.

Can also be used as an adverb, which is a recently new development and is expected to catch on quickly

"turtle and/or turtling"

by dilenja November 12, 2006