auto-tunin

(v.) The act of telling someone something that SOUNDS GOOD, but is PURE BULLSHIT

You not fat sweetheart, you just like the skinny girls, but the bigger version <--- "AUTO-TUNIN"

by WiseWordsOfTa'i March 23, 2010

Fork Tuning

The act of sounding (the practice of inserting plastic or metal rods into yours or someone else's urethra) while edging (getting seconds away from climax and stopping, waiting for a few more seconds then starting again) then when you finish your edge you take out the rods and the flood gates open.

Ian has been fork tuning so muck that he filled an entire bucket with semen

by edging for charity February 28, 2019

Tuni

A attractive girl who moves into your hometown. Ages are around 18-22, she can become a good friend, but the townies will not approve.

Bill: I met this really cool girl yesterday..

John: Why are you chasing that Tuni again??

Bill: I think she's hot and I want some pussy, obviously i wont get attached.

John: You better not bro!

by Thorney51 December 23, 2010

Tunch

A swift punch delivered straight to an unsuspecting person's taint.

I didn't like the way Ben was talking to me, so i hit him with a quick tunch to shut him up.

by Mat&Ben September 19, 2008

tuning

the process that comes before getting into a chicks pants. also can be the process of flirting

Guy 1: what are you doing man?
Guy 2: fuck all, just tuning this bitch

by skatman May 25, 2003

Private Tuning

When your your music teacher is supposed to be tuning your instrument alone, when he/she is really shoving it up his/her ass.

Mr Agoglia: It's time for your lesson. Please allow me to tune your ukulele. I'll be right back.
Boy:*Texts* My teacher is is probably Private Tuning my ukulele right now.
Reply: That must hurt coming out.

by TheHashBrown April 24, 2011

gin and tonic

The most bodacious idea. A mixture of alcohol and soda. In my mind the best way to get plastered.

That's a mighty fine gin and tonic, would you mix me up another?

by TOM DICK August 17, 2006