torta attack

When an over weight female (that typically is the care taker of her friends) trys to cock block a male from seducing her friend (which looks 10 times better than her).

Yo I tried to holler at shawty but her obese friend torta attacked me.

by Edsans69 February 1, 2023

Torta

A torta is a woman who loves to eat hot cheetos in the morning and is in a size XL or XXL.

Damn that torta is firme.

by las chonchitas. May 24, 2023

Torta

Elsa

Elsa is a torta

by big cock shotz August 29, 2023

Tortatonk

A former plus size rockabilly pinup who previously identified as a tortabilly, but now is into trendy country music and has traded her polka dot flats for some Walmart boots, and her Pabst for a Coors.

Did you see all the Viva tortabillies are now tortatonks? Yes! Country is the new rockabilly!

by It’s me, Pirata! September 17, 2023

Tortactivities

Any hoodrat activities done or participated in by a torta aka a fat Latina/Hispanic/Mexican hot Cheeto eating female

Hey look! It’s Fatima, she’s over there flashing them doing “Tortactivities” with her fat ass!

by Manny MF Toledo December 17, 2023

TORTA SUPREME

TORTA SUPREME IS AN EXTREMELY LARGE BUT FACIALLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.

YO TELL HOMEBOY HIS MOTHER IS A TORTA SUPREME AND I WOULD BLOW THAT OUT! DR. LEPPER

by DR. LEPPER February 7, 2024

Torta

They are useless whores that won’t shut the fuck up. Some of the lowest IQ vermin. Food and dick you fat whore. That’s all they are. Tortas should only have 2 purposes in this world (legally mandatory), either suck a dick (they’re especially at this because the pigs ALWAYS have something in they’re mouth)

Or
DIE
It doesn’t get any simpler than that. They’re not good for shit else. Like just stfu already Gorlock. Fat cunts need to get in the gym, by law. Why the fuck do they exist? Why?

Fat bitch.

Suck dick
Or die
Pick one Torta

by iH8fatppl March 24, 2024