Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

by fartman_ April 2, 2009

Leon Trotsky

I wrote a definition but when Stalin destroyed records of his existence he took it away from me.

I wish I had something to write about Leon Trotsky.

by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

Thots distraught

Thots distraught is a popular alternative to saying hoes mad.Though it was originally made by people avoiding getting in trouble it has become a global phenomenon used by people everywhere .

Yuri: Stop calling me a slut!
Joe: Thots distraught!

by Maxikeahat November 9, 2019

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

thotscotch

Thotscotch is derived from the childhood game "hopscotch." Thotscotch is when thots (hoes) jump from dick to dick instead of number to number.

Tyrone: yo bro, did you tap that?
Bro: nah man, that hoe is playing thotscotch
Tyrone: damn yo, can't trust these hoes

by cauzmos June 8, 2014

Totsugeki

Also known as getting "Dolphined", this is when the character May starts spamming her dolphin overdrive in Guilty Gear. This is very annoying to some players, as they hear this so many times when playing against May with japanese voices on.

Friend: What are you doing to me?!
Other Friend: Totsugeki Totsugeki Totsugeki Hahahaha!

by Starlight_Knight July 13, 2021

bromage à trois

Describes a bromance shared between 3 dudes.

Zak, Aaron and Nick are totally in a bromage à trois. The three of them are ALWAYS hanging out together.

by Sadie Vincent August 13, 2009