treat em like a mushroom

Concealing information from someone. Keeping someone uninformed and happy. Keeping management appeased.

Dont tell them anything. Dont allude to anything.

Treat em like a mushroom, feed em a bunch of shit and keep them in the dark.

or just

Treat them like a mushroom.

by Polishsausag September 22, 2007

Theet

The plural version of the word thot. One thot, many theet.

Frat boy: "Hey man, you wanna go to that sick party tonight?"
Me, an intellectual: "Nah man, that place is gonna have so many theet."

by xX_theetmaster69_Xx November 18, 2017

teeter-titter

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.

Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

Teeth brush

A brush used for cleaning more than one tooth. A step up from the tooth brush

Teeth brush: This clever device can be used to brush all of your snags at once! Not just one, like the ole toothbrush!

by kellstodabell July 1, 2017

Threetiger

Threetiger is a definition of not dying in general. If a person says "you're like Threetiger today" that can be interpreted as "how do you not die?" since there is a wide spreaded word saying "Threetiger NEVER dies"

"Hey man, you are like Threetiger today"
= "Hey man, how are you not dying yet?" or "Hey man, how are you so good at the game?"
"Hey how are you doing today?"
"I'm doing like Threetiger"
"damn bro! that's cool"

by threetiger April 11, 2022

Smoker's Teeth

A reference to the fact that semen is not a pure white color, but an off white color. A person who doesn't smoke would have pure white teeth, but a smoker's teeth would be off white.

Also coined as a gaming term, used when you have defeated your opponent; referencing that you have defiled your opponent by busting a load of man gravy on their face.

I busted smoker's teeth on that dude's face when I got a headshot on him in Resistance: Fall of Man.

You are about to get some smoker's teeth after I own you at Modern Warfare 2.

by BiggChief61 December 6, 2010

Sugar puff teeth

When ones dental hygiene has depleted so much, all that is left in the mouth can only be described as sugar puffs.

Keith sat down to watch en episode of Jeremy Kyle, but had to leave the room because the dude's sugar puff teeth on the tv almost made him shit through his mouth.

by french microphone July 3, 2014