Treebee

One who has sexual relations with a tree.
Also referred to as a "tree thumper."

That saboosh was a treebee for his birthday.

by mr.spidyville April 28, 2008

Treeage

The act of repairing one's Christmas ornaments after a great Christmas Tree fall that breaks them.

Frankie's treeage is the best, and the tree never looked better.

by Winecess November 30, 2014

Treebortion

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.

Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!

by Derdle June 14, 2017

treekake

Pollen season; aka when trees blow loads on your face

Maria has been sneezing and gagging all week must be that treekake

by Treewife May 20, 2017

Teebag

Where you drop your balls on someone

When we had sex last night she asked if I can teebag her

by CostArtist6146 March 11, 2018

Treelax

To rest in a tree hammock.

Let's go to the park and treelax.

by Wucky June 6, 2018

Treehat

Treehat (noun) is used to describe someone who has a broccoli-style haircut. Mostly used to roast someone who gets no bitches. This roast originated from an episode on the show bigtime rush, where some of the characters are seen wearing a hat with a tree on it.

*Hits vape* U treehat nigga!

by For the community 1738 April 7, 2023