He Touched My Shoulder Story

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.

"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005

Butt Touched

An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.

Rachel was hella butt touched when Allen said "I'm busy, can i ignore you some other time?"

by sassmunk April 10, 2015

who touched ma spaghett

When you leave your spaghett on the table and someone touches it

Pewdiepie reference ~ 2018

Comes from when the word 'spaghetti' was mispronounced

"Who touched ma spaghett?"

by BaekYhun The Corgi April 24, 2018

mud touched the cloth

AKA "mud touched the cotton"

When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.

Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.

by Mr. Terrible April 29, 2008

you touched it

A saying created by a fat pedofile dyke that is equivalent to finger banged.

Old Dyke: "Liar!! you touched it last time!"

by bipolardyke March 6, 2008

plane-touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'touched')

"Some think that Einstein was plane-touched, and thus the reason for his extraordinary talents."

by bender November 19, 2002

Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019