What you say when you are screwed over by something.
"Dude, I didn't study for that exam today...Touched!"
by Mavericklax4 March 27, 2007
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Said by one opponent when the bearded guy from zumiez neglects to acknowledge her badass point.
Me: "I'm a badass"
Zumiez bro: ...
Me: Touche
by yodeling_donkey January 7, 2012
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If you touch something and it becomes broken and/or dies, you have the Touch.
Eugene has "the touch".

Bob isn't allowed to have animals or plants, he has the touch.
by Lord_D October 25, 2004
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\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef

verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily
While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.

Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.
by Toucher January 29, 2012
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A person that is sexual molested in high school, moves away to another city and gets a buzz cut.
John: Why does Dan always have a buzz cut whenever he gets a hair cut.

Frank: I think he was touched back in Miami.
by Chino Grife May 29, 2009
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-Combination of a Tool and a Douche Bag

-Pronounced "Toosh"
Danny: What do you think about that guy?

Lundie: He's such a fucking Touche!
by Professor69 May 3, 2011
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Something so unique and indescribable that is seperate for every human being. This "touch" is often an uncanny skill or mere chance of luck at or involved with a specific event.
"I've lost my touch man, ain't got nothin' left."
by Mike October 3, 2004
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