Shaft Torque 

The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.

Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.

The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.

WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.

I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.

Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.

Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!

You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!

CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!

Shaft Torque by DMonkage June 2, 2014

Heel torque 

When you wake up with morning wood and have to piss. You try to force your rock hard penis down toward the toilet and in doing so your heals lift off the ground in an attempt to lessen the angle in which your pisshole has to aim to hit the toilet

I tried to piss this morning but had heel torque so bad that I pissed all over the back of the toilet and the walls.

Heel torque by Adam Bomber April 10, 2013

Pure Torque 

When you have to take a leak with morning wood, you push down so hard on your unit, your heels lift of the floor.

That piss I took was Pure Torque!!!

Pure Torque by The Burnt Pickle March 17, 2010

coffee torque 

The power and speed generated by one or more coffee stirrers.

Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.

coffee torque by sparkus March 3, 2011

Arnold Torque 

1. A term used by Mechanics... This is done when a person refuses to use a Torque Wrench, because they think they can gauge how much pressure is needed by feel. 2. When a mechanic thinks all nuts or bolts should be tightened down as hard as they can twist. 3. A person who thinks you should be as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger to tighten anything.

1. Joebob was installing headers on my engine. He said he does not need a Torque Wrench because he uses Arnold Torque and can feel the pop in his elbow.

2. Joebob used the power of Arnold Torque on my head bolts until they were smoking. He guarantees that the bolts will never come out... EVER AGAIN!!!

3. Joebob tightened the lid on my soda with Arnold Torque and now I can not open it.

Arnold Torque by Jamyz December 23, 2011

spot torque 

The exertion of enough force on a wrench, ratchet handle, tire iron, etc. to cause the person applying this force to see "spots". (Sometimes called "floaties") If the applied force continues, it is followed by a blackout.

Goddammit!!! Who's the spot torque artist who put these lug nuts on? They shoulda just welded them.

spot torque by photojim April 3, 2013

Full Torque 

The absolute hardest boner achievable. Down to fuck with almost any girl, due to a lower level of standards when that horny.

Vin "You would you ever get with her?"
Chris: "Full torque? Of course. Any other time, most likely not,"

Full Torque by Imjchillen69 June 27, 2016