French word used in fencing. Commonly used today to recognize the other side's good argument or comeback.
Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that'
Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that'
by Teh Samhain February 19, 2010
Get the Touché mug.Mike: Yo neeg, let's peep Mr. Merryweather's house on the top of that hill and giv'r a nice torchjob, you hear?
Johnny: Fair game man, faiiiir game. I'll keep an eye for the heat, you deal the damage and we'll split like Hilton's legs.
Mike: Toight.
Johnny: Fair game man, faiiiir game. I'll keep an eye for the heat, you deal the damage and we'll split like Hilton's legs.
Mike: Toight.
by kroonk April 6, 2006
Get the torchjob mug.a person that when talking about something on the computer screen continually touches the screen and smudges it up.
by anthony perritano October 22, 2008
Get the screen toucher mug.The act of turning a woman upside down, torching her pubes, and then fucking her with an ice-dildo in order to put out the flames.
This act takes some preperation. The woman must let her pubic hair grow to a considerable length. The act is as follows: The man turns the woman on her head, propping her feet against the wall. He then lights her pubic hair on fire. To set the fire out, he must fuck her with an ice dildo. The melting of the ice, with the water then flowing down her will subsequently quench the flames (due to her being upside down). AKA The Sherlock Holmes, only when the fire is started outside using sunlight and a magnifying glass.
This act takes some preperation. The woman must let her pubic hair grow to a considerable length. The act is as follows: The man turns the woman on her head, propping her feet against the wall. He then lights her pubic hair on fire. To set the fire out, he must fuck her with an ice dildo. The melting of the ice, with the water then flowing down her will subsequently quench the flames (due to her being upside down). AKA The Sherlock Holmes, only when the fire is started outside using sunlight and a magnifying glass.
Jane, John's girlfriend, surprised him on his birthday with a delicious Duck dinner. At the end of the meal, she dropped her pants and fulfilled his greatest fantasy by presenting him with her over-grown pubic hair and quickly demanding that he use the candle from the dinner to perform upon her the Honduran Torch.
by Mason W. May 11, 2006
Get the The Honduran Torch mug.A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.
Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."
When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.
Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."
When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.
Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.
How so?
I don't know. He just was.
How so?
I don't know. He just was.
by Pollup December 25, 2007
Get the dink toucher mug.A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.
by KD Rockerfeller November 7, 2014
Get the Toucheyes mug.Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.
by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009
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