Topper

Not a fucking pencil sharpener

"can I use your topper please"

"Only if you fUCKING CALL IT A PENCIL-SHARPENER YOU UNCULTURED PIECE OF OVER GROWN CABBAGE

by RainbowMug June 14, 2019

Toppat Clan

It was because of Henry Stickmin they went into space. Yes, they are a huge group of thieves too.

General: We've been having some issues with a group of thieves known as the Toppat Clan. We know they're guilty, we just can't pin them to any crimes. You will be going into their airship to bring them down. I don't need to remind you that we've got you on several charges.

by u/welikeReddit1 January 19, 2021

Topper Chopper

This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.

Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.

Out for beers after a round of golf.

Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."

Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.

Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?

Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.

by DaTruth33 February 27, 2014

Topportunity

(Noun) a circumstance where a gay male is given a chance at fucking an otherwise unavailable man.

Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.

by AedanRoberts September 14, 2016

Topper Mopper

When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.

(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”

by Legendaryshopbesties November 30, 2021

Crock topper

The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.

"Honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?"

by Airliner1013 May 22, 2013

double toppers

Receiving oral sex from two people at the same time.

"Dude, last night was crazy I got head from two chicks at the same time"

"No way you got double toppers from who?"

by Lattolanlogince May 15, 2016