tophering

whenever a guy is feeling mad litty, or is high on a good time, totally tubular in the slimy.

dude, i'm totally tophering right now.

Tophered:
dude i'm tophered as gods holy grace right now bro.

by cashguy July 25, 2023

Topher

His feet know where they want him to go.
He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.

He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.

Yes, that’s Topher in the watchcap.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023

Tophered

A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.

He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023

Bletameh topher

When a Spanish person takes a bean shit and they y’all out bletameh gatta

Hey meeester I was taking a mean bletameh topher and my asshole squirted re fried beans all over the gringo bowl

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Mexican tackle topher

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms

Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Topher one

When two people take a shit into the same toilet

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022