Someone who is interfering a marital or familial relationship through engaging in the action of an affair with a member of the relationship.
"The Mexican man who lived at REV flirted and insinuated a hook-up with Christopher, despite already having a boyfriend. Christopher, knowing that the man had a boyfriend, was going to be a homewrecker (Topher)."
by Cracked Airpod August 03, 2024
When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....
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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
by Ninetwenty April 04, 2014
by Tophabe Stan 🤰🏻 November 04, 2023
When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
Clerk : hey how can I help you today
Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
Hey meeester I was taking a mean bletameh topher and my asshole squirted re fried beans all over the gringo bowl
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022