toologenic

1. when someone looks like a complete tool in pictures

2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos

note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.

Did you see his new profile pic?
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!

by Shanda Leier December 8, 2010

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

by saxyman317 December 24, 2010

Took a Fart

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.

Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.

by jonsnowlover October 24, 2018

Tokoyami

Certified goth birb member of Class 1-A from My Hero Academia. Some call him a chuunibyou, but he actually does possess a dangerous, dark power in the form of a sentient shadow beast that tends to go berserk at night. Likes apples.

Is, contrary to his edgy behavior, a valiant fighter of good. Is also a smol boi who will destroy you in a fight.

One of the strongest members of Class 1-A at day, while by far the strongest at night, capable to annihilate a villain Bakugo and Todoroki together were unable to damage.

Is also confirmed by MHA creator Horikoshi to be the epitome of cool.

Tokoyami: Revelry in the dark.

Moonfish (villain): injures friend of Tokoyami
Curb Stomp Battle is over in 10 seconds.
Bakugo and Todoroki: סּ _ סּ

by ThisIsAstatine January 5, 2020

took the fifth

To "take the 5th" or "plead the 5th" means to claim protection under the fifth amendment to the U.S. Constitution. This amendment says in part that no one "shall be compelled, in any criminal case, to be a witness against himself." If a person believes that his testimony might tend to provide incriminating evidence against himself, he can invoke the fifth amendment and he will not be required to answer.

Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
Interviewee: They accused me of stealing four computers
Interviewer: Did they make you confess?
Interviewee: I took the fifth

by dr_binks November 29, 2005

she took the slow train from philly

A phrase which refers to the promiscuousness of a female.

"I heard that chick has slept with a lot of dudes"
"I know. She took the slow train from Philly"

by Dash G November 15, 2007

Took an L

Taking an L means "I took a loss." Which indicts I lost an a Argument, Proving points etc...

Today I took an L from my teacher.

by ItsYeH thug September 2, 2017