Ton club

ejaculating whilst travelling at speeds of exactly 100 mph

Ton club } cumming,, (popping ones juices) whilstng travelling in a moving vehicle , at the time of ejaculation one must be moving at a speed of exactly 100 mph until orgasm has finished !.

by Danny steam August 7, 2012

ton up

Driving over 100 mph in a vehicle

Faaark me he went a Ton up over that dual carriagway

by Tom1111111111 January 8, 2007

butt ton

A very large indefinite amount. such as the limit of X as X approaches infinity.

Going to the gym this late sucks, there's going to be a butt ton of people.

by aznpwr January 13, 2009

Fuck Ton

A great amount of something.

Lets go to the Waffle house and get a fuck ton of hash browns.

by KIT CLOUD July 25, 2003

Crap-ton

A unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. First used by Joe Bereta on the SourceFed youtube channel on 8/1/2012.

Australian authorities intercepted a crap-ton of meth and heroine in Sydney.

by Ericdii August 1, 2012

shit-ton

Defined literally as 20 hundredshits, where one hundredshit equals 112 shits in the Imperial System (long or gross hundredshit) and 100 shits in the U.S. System (short or net hundredshit). Furthermore, a shit-ton-force refers to 2,000 shit forces, which is a hell of a lot (i.e. a shit-ton) of Newtons.

"We just received a shit-ton of corned beef from Europe."

by NearLight March 1, 2009

butt ton

synonym for "butt load" "ass load"
also used as "metric butt ton"

"Dude you gotta come over I got a metric butt ton of weed"

by Carney January 12, 2004