Toilet

my life

Bill: yo how are you doing?
Samuel: bad, its like a toilet

by Likolojgrdxjurs October 28, 2020

Toilet

The thing where 99% of ppl are scared of because they don’t wanna die. Don’t worry kids, the toilet won’t eat you. Toilets have mouths tho, so maybe it CAN eat you. Beware, children

I like toilets

by Getoutofmyhouse December 8, 2018

Toilet

That ceramic pot where you not only drop your shit but also your phone in.

Oh phone! I dropped my shit into the toilet.

by rienik December 14, 2016

Toilet

A legendary item where your pee and focus goes as you sit on it naked

My toilet is golden

by Andrew tate has a buggati November 21, 2022

toilet

a word to describe how much something sucks or is just outright bad.

Guy 1: Did you watch the Jet game today?
Guy 2: Yeah, Chad Pennington is toilet.

by Taternaters December 25, 2007

toilet

A derogatory term for women.

That bitch is a toilet!!!

by TXEric January 5, 2008

Toilet.

Subservient gay male who seeks out men to urinate in his mouth.

Yes, I have a toilet, and a toilet boi.

by Dec April 5, 2003