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Toddlertwt

Derogatory term on Twitter that describes people who enjoy harmless interests such as children’s cartoons, certain Roblox games, and anything associated with young people.
User A: Bluey is such a good show!

User B: Toddlertwt wildin
by tomatotown April 10, 2023
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Wee Todd

If you had a speech impediment, and attempted to say retard, it would sound like Wee Todd
Jeez Dad, socks with sandals? People will think you're a Wee Todd!
by SnotBox October 26, 2008
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Todd

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by Todd_ February 23, 2021
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Sweeney Todd

Verb: A term used to describe the process of allowing your brain to remember a memory first without the help of electronics or the internet.
Person 1: Can you list all of the United States capitals?
Person 2: Yes, but I'm too tired to think, let's just look it up online.
Person 1: NO, we'll "Sweeney Todd" the list instead!
by guysm1ley January 31, 2021
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Toddlerbrain-Science

The extension of extremely basic, if not primative, child-like problem solving skills into an adult decision-making environment--where making good decisions based on sound principles of reasoning REALLY fucking matters.
My mommy says that all my prayers will be answered, that I'll see grandpa and kitty-cat in heaven and that all I really need to be successful in life is faith in our divine creator.
<<Really? You're twenty-fucking-five years old. You have no job, lodging or source of legal tender. You are an adult, totally dependent on yer 'mommy' for existence... I've got an idea! Why don't you shit in one of your hands and have god shit faith in the other...see which one fills up first. Without doubt, your Toddlerbrain-Science will serve you well...
by YAWA June 16, 2018
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I sofa king we todd did

An internet-spread prank that became widely used as a way for assholes to prank the unsuspecting victims who attempt to pronounce it. It is supposed to mean "I so fucking retarded," but many people do not realize this until the damage is done.
(At a local bar in front of many people)

Bro 1: Jimmmmay! Check this out!
(Scrabbles the words "I sofa king we tood did on a napkin)
Bro 2: Alright!
Bro 1: Say those words as loud as you can.
Bro 2: "I SOFA KING WE TODD DID!"
Hot Chick: Why do I even come here..
by joey beee August 5, 2008
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toddle off

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults in order to escape facing responsibilities.
Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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