Toddler

Tiny little meat sacks built to punt across rooms.

Sara: want to see the little snot I pad flesh sock kid I popped out of me?
Average real humans: no Sara *kicks flail meaningless body across the foyer.*
Toddler

by MJkrazykoolepicgamer May 19, 2021

Toilet toddlers

The act of jacking off into the toilet.

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.

by McGtrell July 3, 2015

orange toddler

A derogatory term used for describing Donald Trump.

Also used in the 2017 summer edition of Gameplay Magazine, referring to how the world ends.

If the orange toddler in the white house doesn't do it first, then robots will surely kill us all.

by kqiso May 9, 2018

Getting on my Tiddles

When someone really annoys you a-lot.

You are really getting on my Tiddles.
Holly is getting on my Tiddles.

by Liz Poobrain January 21, 2023

toddlerdiddler

One who diddles toddlers.

Note: Diddle - to engage in inappropriate acts.

Bourne diddled that toddler. Therefore, he is a toddlerdiddler.

by Sean and James October 2, 2007

Toddler

Little children who are not oldenough to talk back and give you attitude. cute and gives you a reason to relive your childhood and "not" look stupid!

Tristan is a well behaved todler.

by Havilah December 5, 2004

Ass-toddle

Fifth of six levels of Ass.
One of the strongest levels of Ass, hard to come back to.

"Morty, you are such an Ass-toddle"
"Yeah, well...BLARG!"
*Morty running across field sobbing*

by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003