Dirty Scomo

When you fuck something up so badly it can’t be unfucked

“Yo did see the intern in marketing, pulled a Dirty Scomo! There’s no way he’ll last the month working her”

“This morning my partner gave me a Dirty Scomo, I think they might still be a virgin”

by FriendlyGladys March 28, 2021

To scomo

To skulk out of town when the pressure is on

Time for me to scomo

by Irker February 3, 2020

Full scomo

The act of getting blind and ignoring all responsibilities

Got my house warming this weekend, gunna go full scomo, not holding back

by SANTA_691 February 23, 2022

Scomo

A nickname you give yourself when you literally have no friends.

‘Hey guys, it’s Scomo!’

‘Fuck off you lying cunt.’

by rootingtootin May 13, 2022

Chuckin' a ScoMo

The practice of Leaving your duties/responsibilities/mates/ family in the middle of a crisis of major importance or natural disaster or pandemic

Hey Fellas, yup it's fricken busy and there's a shit ton of work to do but I'm off!!!, I'm chuckin' a ScoMo

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Scomo

An individual who declares they are going on break during a work crisis (similar to the Australian word 'smoko' which signifies a short break). E.g. The Prime Minister of Australia always disappearing during crises, sometimes for weeks at a time, then declaring it wasn't his job to do anything.

I'm going for a scomo.

by inobscurity November 20, 2021

Scomo-Fomo

A phenomenon experienced during a severe global pandemic / economic crisis by some of the most vulnerable and worst effected people in Australia.

“Far out, I’m really starting to get the Scomo-Fomo ! I’m starting to think he’s intentionally punishing my industry !
I’m a musician who was one of the first to lose their jobs due to this covid shit.

I’ve been unemployed for almost 4 months straight, I’m not eligible for Jobkeeper and I’m not even spending $120k on a new kitchen......
The Scomo-Fomo is real !“

by Australianmusician June 23, 2020