Titus

A man who is admired by all others. Kind of shy, but underneath the immense biceps and and kind hearted soul, there lies his ginormous Johnson that pleases all women, all the time.

I wish I was like Titus.

stud enormopenis great handsome

by Arseblaster17 April 25, 2016

tituation

noun- a situation in which it involves you and a female with large tits that hinders/distracts you from your main objective/goal.

bill:hey did you finish filling out your time sheets?
bob: no i couldnt i was caught in a tituation with jill.
bill: Jill? who is jill?
bob: the intern with the tig ole' bitties...she is with human resources down stairs

by paulverlander May 25, 2010

titsup

Origin: when any mammal has died and is on its back, it is "tits up". Things have gone titsup, meaning, the animal/situation has fallen down/gone wrong.

"Star Wars I, II would have been great, but Lucas became involved and the story-line went titsup!"

by colby May 13, 2005

titmunch

Someone who munches on tits

"You fucking Titmunch"

by benny April 14, 2005

titmuck

The stuff that collects as the result of dead skin and sweat under a fat chick's boobs or within their bodily creases. Sometimes it happens to men as well.

"Your grandma smells like titmuck"

"All you need to do is shower every day so you don't smell like titmuck"

"Pass the titmuck!"

by french fries and gravy April 27, 2006

tithered

To be 'Tithered' is to be groped or molested by an individual while your under the influence of alcohol and vulnerable.

Boy: Hey I totally tithered some girl last night!
Other boy: She must have been so out of it!

by Uzzy1000 November 5, 2013

titfuck

The best kind of sex there is.

I titfucked her and sprayed my jizz all over her face.

by titfucker October 18, 2002