Skip to main content

Corn-Studded Tiara 

A long, curved shit log that comes out your ass 24 hours after eating a generous portion of corn. It can be placed on your partner's head as a lovely crown fit for a princess.
When the strong fecal aroma filled the room I knew it could only be one thing. Eric displayed a big brown Corn-Studded Tiara on his head. His sexiness was reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn - with shit on top.
Corn-Studded Tiara by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling

it's a comical way to say "keep going" or "push through" or whatever. its supposed to be an encouraging quote and usually serves its purpose, also making that person smile
"dude i've been so sad. i can't believe he left me for that other girl"
"hey, keep your head up princess, your tiara is falling"

douche tiara 

Bluetooth headset.
My blind date showed up in a douche tiara and didn't take it off through our entire meeting.
douche tiara by halfwitted November 21, 2010

Polident Tiara 

The act of placing an elderly woman's dentures on top of her head whilst she performs fellatio upon you. If placed correctly, they resemble a crown, or tiara, hence the term.
Your grandmother was giving me a gummer the other day, and I wanted her to feel regal, so I gave her the old Polident Tiara. She looked like the Queen of England down there!
Polident Tiara by Farnsworth3 July 23, 2017

welshman's tiara 

When one partner shits in their hand and wipes it on the other's forehead
He doxed me cause I wouldn't let him give me a welshman's tiara!
welshman's tiara by JohnDeaf March 14, 2017

Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling

A sly way of calling a girl as perfect and graceful as a princess when cheering her up. An encouragement to just keep standing proud.
Girl: Ugh, literally nothing is going right today. I fell flat on my face in the audition, and my best friend is not talking to me anymore. I just feel so awful.
You: Oh that's awful! You deserve way better than that. Just Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling