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thunderclap

The sexual process in which the male inserts one hand into a woman's vagina, and the other in the woman's anus.
The male then proceeds to clap his hands together through the woman's body, crushing many internal organs and causing the woman gratituous amounts of pain.
John: "Man, I totally thunderclapped Susan last night. Now they are trying to charge me with murder."
Harry: "At least your not a nigger!"
by pencilgnome June 6, 2007
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the name for a very obese woman
DAYMN! Check out that thunderclap over there! I bet she caused that thunderstorm.
by CottonCandyYo April 25, 2010
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When someone’s head gets caved in like a pancake in an instant and makes a loud clapping noise thus spraying blood everywhere.
Sentence: Dude, I was in that haunted house and David’s head totally thunderclapped while we were trying to run away from the demonic forces.
by BigDogYanaBo April 3, 2020
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when one experiences the clap (gonorrhea) of such severity that when the victim stands up his or her disease-ridden vaginal lips or testicles lifelessly collide together thus producing a most thunderous sound.
Today during class Renée stood up and her resulting thunderclap could be heard for miles.
by vulgardefinitions October 26, 2009
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Thunderclash

British Optimus Prime. Improbably amazing adventure ponce. Badass with a badass colour scheme.
Thunder, thunder Thunderclash HOOOOOOOO!
by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021
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When yo girl slam it down so hard on the last stroke that her cheeks clap against you while you pass out from nuttin.
Yooo! My girl hit me with that thunderclap last night, shit knocked me out cold!
by TruNation May 3, 2018
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when one is sitting apon a toilt, and lets out a large fart, that may resemble thunder
guy on toilt: (lets out a thunderclap)
his mom: holy shit did you here that thunder
by DJ jamma jam jam October 13, 2011
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