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when one experiences the clap (gonorrhea) of such severity that when the victim stands up his or her disease-ridden vaginal lips or testicles lifelessly collide together thus producing a most thunderous sound.
Today during class Renée stood up and her resulting thunderclap could be heard for miles.
by vulgardefinitions October 26, 2009
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