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thundercunt

1) A terrible case of the queefs.

2) A loud, boiseterous woman who lacks the ability to shut up.
1) "Oh, jeeze, excuse me -- I have a terrible case of the thundercunts."

2) "Man, Sheila is such a thundercunt!"
by paludism August 22, 2011
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Blue Bell Thundercunt

Biggest cunt ever manufactured.
You know who you are.
They come in every group; they don't give a shit about you or anything else. Just themselves.
And sex.
And money.

And they crack a shitton of dead baby jokes.

All in all, Blue Bell Thundercunt is someone you'd rather pistol whip.
Seriously.
Blue Bell Thundercunt apparently likes to sleep around a lot.
Seriously.
Pffff-
by RenataMoPasta August 24, 2011
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Thundercunt

1. An angry woman who is characterized by her stereotypical bitchiness.

Etymology: The term is a play on words originating from the similar term Thundercat. However, the word thunder with cunt is easily interpreted as one being a thunderous cunt. The shortened version of this being thundercunt.
All I wanted to do was relax, but my wife was a vapidly aggravating thundercunt last night.
by RotorBalls June 24, 2009
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thunderchunks

EVERBODY RUN ITS THUNDERCHUNKS! DUN DUN DUN NAHHHHHhHH
by jeremy ryan April 7, 2004
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Thundercunt

Main Entry: thun·der·cunt
Pronunciation: /-cunt/
Function: noun

1 a : used to describe a female whose personality contains certain traits not pleasing to men, most commonly used in place of targeted victim's name.
1 b : usually one who's personality includes but is not limited to the following traits: control freak, pushiness, bipolar, gonorrhea, republican, judgemental, bitchiness, preparation H, the bible, vaginal antifungal cream, hypocritical, excessive nagging
Barbara Streisand: "I'm a total cunt and I hate men!"
Ann Coulter: "Fuck you bitch! Your a cockmongrel who hates America!"
Judge Judy: "Fist my ass now slimy thundercunt!"
Ann Coulter: "I eat fetus's!"
by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
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Thundercunting

Having sex so hard people mistake it for thunder.
omg bryan was thundercunting last night, i almost thought i was gonna be like struck by lightning!
by RayvinMadoki April 18, 2019
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Thundercunt

a) This term refers to a woman who exudes natural power and the superior intellect women have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if those pricks don't want to admit it).

b) A female with the ability to create a great abyss and direct all stupidity from existence into the maw; hell on earth if you are unlucky enough to provoke her.

d) an offensive slang term used to describe the biggest, meanest and baddest bitches out there.

c) award name for the above mentioned

Etymology: The term is a play on words originating from the similar term Thundercat. However, the word thunder is easily interpreted as "one being thunderous". The shortened version of this being TCs.

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. TCs exercised their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power and then smack some sense into the Gods.
Sam: The winner of the highly coveted, ThunderCunt t-shirt and very Full Frontal award . . . as selected by this years misogynistic asshole . . . the award goes to . . .
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