scorpion thumbs

The raised, angular position that the thumbs assume as they engage in texting, striking alternately left and right.

An added further feature may be the (scorpion) claw, an extended index finger that wraps around a Red Bull or other beverage while texting or otherwise interacting with a handheld electronic device.

On hearing the incoming text alert, her scorpion thumbs snapped into position, ready to strike.

by twzjar November 21, 2012

Two thumbs

When hitting a girl from the back and you slide two thumbs in her butt

I was doing a girl doggy style and slid two thumbs in her butt

by Just us 104 April 26, 2017

Thumbs-up

The ancient phallic symbol of male virility, used today as a means of confirmation or approval.

That ignorant woman flashed me the thumbs-up.

by stillborndesires July 26, 2004

three thumbs fresh

When something is really, really, really good.

Steve: Shiiit mayn, ya heard the new 2Pac album.
John: Yeah mayn, that shit's three thumbs fresh.

by Kempo May 17, 2006

Cat got your thumbs?

A text message most commonly sent to some one who has suddenly stopped replying in a text message conversation.

Tom: So anyway, would you mind if I borrowed your biology lab notes?
Emmi: (No response)
Tom: What's the matter? Cat got your thumbs?

by Tucker Maile October 20, 2008

Megan Fox's Thumbs

Proof that our God is a just god. A fair and even god.

Proof that one, though so hot and seemingly perfect, may not be as perfect as one may have once thought.

Guy 1: Dude, God is a fair guy...
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 3: I just googled the picture of Megan Fox's thumbs...

by kl124567 August 25, 2009

thumbs

the only thing on megan fox that doesnt turn my penis into 3 inches of pure concrete.

oh man i was totally going to spank it to transformers 2, until i saw...the thumbs.

by ZBreezy June 28, 2009