Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).
Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.
Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.
Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.
Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.
by sanjuro_kurosawa November 9, 2010
Get the Rally Thong mug.An Australian term for taking off one of your thongs or double pluggas and slapping the dickhead who pissed you off across the face with it
by lockie0069 September 6, 2011
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by Macca J October 27, 2007
Get the chump-a-thon mug.A tiny, crotchless thong which frames pussy in a window between thin bands of lacy material. Some types have a fine thread of pearls running from the top of the 'window' between the girl's pussylips. This thread connects to the waist band at the base of the spine. Another type has a feather attached to stimulate the clitoris. Open thongs are often decorated with semi-precious jewels, pearls, diamante, lace or sequins.
Her idea of heaven was to be knickerless, to strut her stuff wearing just an open thong under her tight red miniskirt. It was a sure-fire way of getting cocks and sperm.
by O'Flagherty January 6, 2008
Get the open thong mug.The generic, colloquial name given any window of time whereby a person has privacy, access to some form of erotic stimuli, and uses these things to engage in serial masturbation. Often times, wrist-a-thon's are brought on by temporarily depleted domiciles (roommates, parents gone for extended periods) that allow the wrisitng afficianado to drop trou and beat the bishop or, if female roll the bean, often times for hours on end.
Man...I'm exhausted...my roomate was out of town all week and he left his porn stash out...between the mags and the 'net, I had a three-day wrist-a-thon. I musta busted a nut 22 times in three days. I'll have to remember to mop up the love stains before he gets back into town.
by just plain nuts July 9, 2010
Get the Wrist-a-thon mug.A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.
(stab! stab! stab!)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(stab!)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(slice!)
ohhhargghhmpppphh
Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!
GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(stab!)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(slice!)
ohhhargghhmpppphh
Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!
GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.
by ohmanwhyudodat June 4, 2013
Get the Game of Thrones Abortion mug.A guy who is completely full of himself, but can also be a great friend. Never knows how much he is really worth, but someday he will. He’s someone you won’t want to get rid of people he’s everything you’ve always wanted and more. He’s a great kisser but an even better listener. He’s been through a lot but doesn’t let that hold him back.
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