by gaybitch213 May 14, 2019
Get the Touch me not mug.From George Orwell's 1984. A Gestapo organization responsible for monitoring all citizens and making sure they are not guilty of political dissent, or thoughtcrime.
by Mack June 23, 2004
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When under the influence of alcohol and they say something they wouldn’t normally say while sober; your true feelings and thoughts about a situation or person comes out.
A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts
Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.
Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.
by Rossiandablunt May 24, 2018
Get the Sober Thoughts mug.The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).
by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008
Get the Shitters Touch mug.Touch-butt is a kind of light-contact or no-contact sparring/martial art training, that is considered to be ineffective or straight bullshit, not to mention looking too gay for combat. Usually reserved for guys like Conor McGregor's movement couch Ido Portal.
by Orrion July 31, 2016
Get the touch-butt mug.Person A: no way it's the dude who has the Skittle Touch! That must be so awesome
Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.
Person A: lmao dope
Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.
Person A: lmao dope
by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021
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Me to a celebrity: Omg, I love your videos! May I take a picture? *comes closer to celebrity*
Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist
Me: *walks away sadly*
Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist
Me: *walks away sadly*
by 12345678boiiiiiii January 18, 2021
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