Telling a Romney

Untruth; talking shit; lying; deceiving; telling you his Arthur is his Martha but she aint.

My boy said this shit was fire but that nigga be telling a Romney...

by MattMan65 November 3, 2012

telling on

to tell on someone is to inform his or her parent/guardian/superior/jedi that they were recently caught doing the hibbity gibbity with their cousin and are now acting sheepish.

Oh my god, Tim, don't you know that telling on your mate is not lekker!

by Milkmobile July 25, 2014

telling a daniel

To lie, mislead or not tell the truth. Deception at its finest.

Liar: They're going to tow your car.
Honest person: I talked to the super. It's fine. You need to stop telling a daniel, man.
Liar 1: Ok.

Liar: They don't have any french presses at the store.
Honest person: You're telling a daniel again. There's one on sale for 11.99.

Liar: Oh. Can you pick it up?

by Boss Hog 1234 March 5, 2017

TheLivingBee

The guy who used to play old Roblox for a living.

Kid: oh my god thelivingbee's old videos are very epic
other kid: omg ikr

by thelivingb December 17, 2018

Thewlish

Someone completely lacking personality, who has to buy friends or be useful in some way to compensate.

Why did you bring that boring sausage to my party?

The Thewlish prick drove me here and paid for all this booze, LOL.

by Brringo March 1, 2022

theoligarchy

The group of billionaires and religious whackos who control the United States.

The Theoligarchy cheered as Elon bought Twitter.

by Uncle Duke April 25, 2022

thelittleoptimist

A certified Lebanese babe with an absolute UNIT of a heart. He can be spotted on sun-shiny days prowlin’ the grid and crop-dusting haters in his rollerblades and semi-short shorts. As a master of many skills, this individual can capture stunning photographs, fix your shitty attitude with a song AND let you finish first (in a game of Apex Legends — bonk!).

“You seem to be in a much better mood! That’s great! What happened?”
“I got crop-dusted by thelittleoptimist and managed to capture some of it in a jar! I’m finna call up my girl Leslie and make a quick $2,000 off the sale. Life is good!”

by DefinitelyNotYogsyy May 16, 2022