villager news

The news that we can trust.

"Villager number 14 is on the scene."
*insert theme here* villager news

by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

spillage in the village

the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one's underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or semen.

"I tried to get to the bathroom as fast as I could when I had to take that leak but no dice...spillage in the village, just outside the door!"

"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"

by Bungalow Bill February 2, 2008

Expert Village

Bullshit.

- Did you talk to your professor about that math problem?
- Yeah.
- Well, what's the answer?
- I don't know. He Expert Villaged me.

by isselman2000 September 3, 2009

The Village Bike

A person, usually a woman, whom everyone has had sex/intercourse with.

Tracy's the village bike, everyone has had a ride on her.

She's like the village bike; she really gets aroumd!

by Izzy Pascale December 4, 2018

village stick

Coming from Bulgarian: Селска пръчка.

Тhis is a very stupid woman who likes to wear animal prints, listening to well known Bulgarian music genre Pop-folk (oily Chalga), always a gold digger.

an illiberal woman = village stick

by jimmy88 June 17, 2014

The murloc village

A private server that used to be good but now is dead because of the admin Meehan a stupid dumbfuck and only faggots post on the forums like Mojohan and ya

Hey man did the murloc village update yet? No it sucks ass, metehan is a lazy fuktard

by Jerrywafflez XD December 10, 2009

the village bike

Some one who everyone has has intercorse/fooled around with

Shirly is the village bike, everyone's had a ride =)

by Briax0x March 31, 2005