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Drive Through Technician

A fancy way of calling a drivethrough operator
Maria: Hello welcome to MacDonald's! Would you like a Fries with that Combo?

Sean: No thanks

Damn that was a nice Drive Through Technician
by Duddy1133 October 1, 2008
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please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
by todd March 26, 2004
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Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.
Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?
by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016
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Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting
Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!
by pugsley89 September 14, 2019
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Glorified Technician

glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory
The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.
by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022
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Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!
by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022
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Air Conditioning Technician

Usually a person named Dima. Delivers and installs Air Conditioning Units.
Hey, i called an Air Conditioning Technician yesterday to install my new Air Conditioning unit.
His name was Dima.
by SayNigger231231 May 10, 2017
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