Chest-tapper

A mentally challenged person

you look like a right chest-tapper doin that.

by Punk@Heart April 08, 2007

Vermont Maple Tapper

When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.

Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!

Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...

Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.

by AmusesHerself April 14, 2009

Joshua Teenie Tapper

Noun

Derogatory name for a man with a penis of far below average size.

(girl 1) "how did last night go?"

(girl 2) "Thanks to Joshua Teenie Tapper, I had to fake it. I didn't even orgasm until after he left!"

by ALoverOfLove August 15, 2016

Utah Toe Tapper

When you gesture the person in the adjacent bathroom stall / urinal for vigorous anonymous sex.

I hear Larry is the bathroom doing the Utah Toe Tapper.

by Rickey Spanish June 25, 2021

dungeon toe tapper

A term used to define the ugliest bitches with the most nasty looking toes

Matt: Look! Bianca is wearing flip flops and her toes look nasty
Phoebe: Yeah look her her feet, what a dungeon toe tapper.

by .empress. November 15, 2019

Vermont Tree Tapper

When you funnel Pure Vermont Maple Syrup into your asshole and then have a girl suck it out through a straw.

Larry wanted to spice up his love life, so he talked his girlfriend into giving him a Vermont Tree Tapper.

by BillGatesEatsChildren February 26, 2010

mary tappers

It is a complete insult calling someone a mary tappers. It signfies stupidity and idioticy

You're such a mary tappers you piece of crap.

by julianabove February 18, 2018