Vermont Maple Tapper

When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.
Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!

Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...

Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.


by AmusesHerself April 14, 2009
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Joshua Teenie Tapper

Noun

Derogatory name for a man with a penis of far below average size.
(girl 1) "how did last night go?"

(girl 2) "Thanks to Joshua Teenie Tapper, I had to fake it. I didn't even orgasm until after he left!"
by ALoverOfLove August 15, 2016
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Utah Toe Tapper

When you gesture the person in the adjacent bathroom stall / urinal for vigorous anonymous sex.
I hear Larry is the bathroom doing the Utah Toe Tapper.
by Rickey Spanish June 25, 2021
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dungeon toe tapper

A term used to define the ugliest bitches with the most nasty looking toes
Matt: Look! Bianca is wearing flip flops and her toes look nasty
Phoebe: Yeah look her her feet, what a dungeon toe tapper.
by .empress. November 15, 2019
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Vermont Tree Tapper

When you funnel Pure Vermont Maple Syrup into your asshole and then have a girl suck it out through a straw.
Larry wanted to spice up his love life, so he talked his girlfriend into giving him a Vermont Tree Tapper.
by BillGatesEatsChildren February 26, 2010
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back tapper

When someone goes into hugging another person and merely taps their back after embracing them leaving them with a cringy feeling. Monique is a back tapper.
Monique hugged then back tapped Daniel, causing him to feel cringy. Monique is a back tapper.
by The Back Tapper February 01, 2024
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