Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
by syberfilm April 21, 2016
by Clarence Jud June 08, 2017
When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.
by Dogfucker98 October 25, 2010
When a man gapes another man's asshole and then inserts a pocket pussy in his asshole and then has sex with the pocket pussy so that way it won't be gay.
I'm not gay or anything, but that dude is so hot I would give him a Shanghai Tunnel" or "Dude, if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you a Shanghai Tunnel"
by Jazzworth the Conqueror February 26, 2011
A high class maneuver accomplished in the following manner: going to a restaurant (preferably fast food). Then proceeding to take one's drink cup to the bathroom ejaculating into said cup. The person then makes their way back to the table and subtily switches their drink cup with that of a friend's.
by Joseph Signet November 21, 2004
by browneyediver January 22, 2009
a std that causes alot of mucus in the nose its like the sniffles but almost everyday. from living in humid conditions or a whore house or working in the kitchen
by blackfox1121 June 22, 2009