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white knuckle ride on the skin bus

'I woke up this morning and took a white knuckle ride on the skin bus'

swimming the red river. 

Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.
swimming the red river. by 517 March 28, 2009

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home 

This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.
That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".

Shock the wave and ride the ripple 

When you fuck a fat girl and thrust really hard her fat moves everywhere
Man when I thrusted into that i had too "shock the wave and ride the ripple"

Swim the Chocolate River 

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

The Spicy Bike Ride 

The act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral sex on her. Thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning.
I stocked up on jalapenos so I can give her the spicy bike ride later.