Briar Patch

The place you secretly really want to be, even though the person sending you there thinks it's a punishment.

Mom: go to your room!
Son: what, where my phone is? And my computer? And my Xbox? Oh dear, don't throw me into the briar patch.

by Leroy Finnegan June 1, 2018

patches ito

Patches ito is the name of a dalmatian that is impossible not to simp for, the purrfect specimen amongst the students of an all dogs school know as hachigo high

Oh my dog I wanna be friends with that patches ito puppy hes so dreamy

by Just a purrfect apawcalypse fa April 2, 2021

damp patch

The spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to pecker tracks or leakage of spooge.
This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.

Haley was sleeping on my damp patch. I was sleeping on Todd's damp patch. Everyone was sleeping on Brad's damp patch - boy! was he juicy that night.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Apple Patch

The newest trend in men's facial hair: A patch of hair covering the adam's apple.

Christina: Did you see Jim's apple patch?
Abby: It looks sexy on him!

by SteroidsGraham April 16, 2015

pussy patch

The rear seat on a crotch rocket, generally reserved for the current girlfriend.

You can ride on my pussy patch anytime honey.

by toggles October 17, 2005

Devon Patch

A "Devon Patch" is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling)

"Oi Mate" have a go at Kevins Devon Patch

by Big Rosscow January 25, 2018

beer patch

peeling the sticker off of a bud light beer bottle and putting the sticker on your forehead.

A cop pulls you over. He asks "Have you been drinking tonight?" With sticker on forehead you say "Nope, I'm on the patch!" That is being on the beer patch.

by Dalton18341 December 16, 2007