Guy #1: It smells so clean in here!
Guy #2: It's because my girl had a Montana mouthwash this morning!
Guy #2: It's because my girl had a Montana mouthwash this morning!
by UrbanJake October 23, 2015
A sexual act where one deficates, urinates, and cums into the others mouth, who then swishes it around and spits it back into the first partner’s mouth like a mother bird.
by dingalingaling420 June 14, 2020
by Beavis_Christ_66 September 09, 2022
Used by probationers who aren't allowed to drink alcohol to explain why they fail breathalyzers. Similar to the toothpaste defense, the cough syrup defense, and the hand-sanitizer defense, the latter of which only applies to ETG tests (Urine alcohol tests).
Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer.
Probationer: I didn't drink alcohol, I just used mouthwash before I came here.
Probation Officer: That's the mouthwash defense. It's bullshit and you know it. You're going to jail.
Probationer: I didn't drink alcohol, I just used mouthwash before I came here.
Probation Officer: That's the mouthwash defense. It's bullshit and you know it. You're going to jail.
by Lupara2012 August 01, 2012
When a man's penis tastes unpleasant so you supplement fellatio with mouthwash, resulting in much pain and discomfort for the partner.
Yo man. My girl was straight cravin my tangy dick after my workout. Bitch forgot to buy alcohol free scope and gave me mouthwash dick!! Shit burned for 20 minutes!!
by Definitionman22 December 14, 2018
when a female gargles fresh arabian male cum to start the mourning and doesn't brush her teeth that day.
by bakscrache October 19, 2006
Friend: Whats this yellow stuff on the counter?
You: Dont drink that its lemon mouthwash! Im using it on inlaws later!
You: Dont drink that its lemon mouthwash! Im using it on inlaws later!
by Xandacommanda December 02, 2010