Blowjob joystick

A ponytail

Grab dat bitches blowjob joystick!

by User 99472901 February 04, 2016

The Joystick

A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.

Sex offenders love doing the Joystick with little boys.

by President Clinton I January 26, 2021

joystick gamer

A joystick gamer is a girl who says she likes video games just to appeal to guys

Mary told me she likes call of duty, I'm sure she's just a joystick gamer

by Katiewolf814 February 05, 2017

The Devils Joystick

Another name for a dick.

“He played the devils joystick while he stared at pornhub on his laptop.”

“Take a ride on the devils joystick”

by Devils joystick March 02, 2018

Joystick or touchpad

Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.

Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”

by nyapys April 14, 2024

jiggle the joystick

masturbation

bro what were you doing last night u weren't on the game?
sorry man i just had to jiggle the joystick

by oscar the fat kid December 16, 2023