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Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft with a joystick as the primary flight control and proceeds to pleasure herself by inserting the joystick into her vagina and moving up and down treating the joystick like a dildo.
Did you hear that the plane crash last week was caused from a horny bitch doing a joystick joyride?
by wangarata July 21, 2025
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Joystick Manbun Head

When the man giving you head has their long hair in a man bun and you used the bun to move them to the right spot.
Hailey: I need some head
Emma : get some joystick manbun head
Hailey: whats that
Sam: where the man giving you head has his hair in a manbun and you can move him to the right spot using that
by head_standing_up July 2, 2023
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Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft where the primary flight control is a joystick and proceeds to insert the joystick into her vagina and move up and down in a sexual motion treating the joystick as a dildo. For this sexual act to be considered a joystick joyride, the aircraft needs to crash or be damaged in someway because of the joystick being moved in an erratic manner.
Yo Jim did you hear that plane crashed last week because crazy horny chick was doing the joystick joyride?
by wangarata July 21, 2025
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The Joystick

A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.
Sex offenders love doing the Joystick with little boys.
by President Clinton I January 26, 2021
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Bat Top joystick

Bat Top joystick - also known as a western or euro stick

If you grew up in the usa , uk , Latin America or even canada

You might remember some arcade cabinets / arcade machines that had a baseball bat or bowling pin like joystick... these are called bat top joysticks... they were usually made by a company called Happ who later were bought out by a company called suzo becoming suzo-happ...
One of their partners Industrias Lorenzo or IL for short who are based in spain

Makes higher quality bat top joysticks & arcade buttons .
EG starts also makes bat top style.
Also the style of arcade buttons such as concave and convex... concave are rougher on the hands while convex are smooth.

If you grew up in the 1990s you may have seen these on street fighter 2 , marvel vs capcom or mortal kombat arcade machines !
Bat Top joysticks were popular in the 1980s - 2000s

But have since been replaced with Japanese and Korean ball top joysticks such as sanwa , seimitsu, crown samducksa and many more !
by Blu_leef June 26, 2025
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joystick

joystick

noun:

1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller

2. an overactive penis
His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.
by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019
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atari joystick

Preferably used to nickname a Causcasian's small penis.
Girl1:oh, he's cute.
Girl2: you think he's cute. Just wait until you see his Atari joystick. It's adorable. Haha
Girl1: did you feel it, at least?
Girl2: lol no
by Tonydude69 November 5, 2015
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