The exact opposite of friends with benefit. It's like having a girlfriend but with all the bad parts and none of the good parts. You go through all the boyfriend/girlfriend drama and there's no making out, no hugging, holding hands, NONE of the good stuff. The worst possible relationship you can have with a girl, worse than being in the friend zone.
Jon: Yo, where's Michael at?
Alex: He's back there with his not-girlfriend, they're arguing about something.
Jon: Offff course they are.
Alex: He's back there with his not-girlfriend, they're arguing about something.
Jon: Offff course they are.
by Zanach September 6, 2012
Get the not-girlfriendmug. A girl you deeply care about and act like you're dating and everyone THINKS your dating but due to personal or outward forces/choices, you currently can't be boyfriend/girlfriend, but you like to act like you are half the time snuggle-wise.
Tara is totally in love with Justin, but she's eighteen and he's sixteen and she knows his mom will get her arrested, so she's his not-girlfriend.
by TatiBG October 18, 2012
Get the Not-Girlfriendmug. the one the boy worked so hard to get
without looking like a drooling pig staring at her beautiful body
but decided to act like she didnt like him at first
just to see how much he really thought he loved her
GIRLS: don't be so cruel!!
i really dont understand how someone could get pleasure
out of someones pain
without looking like a drooling pig staring at her beautiful body
but decided to act like she didnt like him at first
just to see how much he really thought he loved her
GIRLS: don't be so cruel!!
i really dont understand how someone could get pleasure
out of someones pain
a good girlfriend should try her BEST not to be a bitch.
Boy: Sorry can you say that again?
Girl: oh my fucking jesus!! why the fuck do i always have to repeat everything to you?? holy fuck. god- jesus. you're such a dumbass.
Boy: Sorry can you say that again?
Girl: oh my fucking jesus!! why the fuck do i always have to repeat everything to you?? holy fuck. god- jesus. you're such a dumbass.
by girl tuesday<369 June 7, 2007
Get the girlfriendmug. A group of girls (usually 1-5 in the group) tougher than the parole board a guy has to impress when he decides to get further on in a relationship with a girl. Will think one way about the guy in front of their friend, but talk about him like vultures to the girl behind his back.
Ashley: Girlfriends, this is my new boyfriend, Matt.
Matt: Hey.
(The girl leaves the room)
Liana: So, Matt, do you love Ashley? Do you feel she's the one for you?
Matt: Yes.
Melanie: What do you do for a living?
Matt: I'm a fitness instructor.
Aisha: What car do you drive?
Matt: Dodge Nitro.
(Girl comes back, guy leaves with her.)
Girl #1: he seems really nice. I like him.
Girl #2: Me too, he has a nice job, nice car, he's hot, he's perfect.
Girl # 3: I approve of him. I think she should stay with him.
Matt: Hey.
(The girl leaves the room)
Liana: So, Matt, do you love Ashley? Do you feel she's the one for you?
Matt: Yes.
Melanie: What do you do for a living?
Matt: I'm a fitness instructor.
Aisha: What car do you drive?
Matt: Dodge Nitro.
(Girl comes back, guy leaves with her.)
Girl #1: he seems really nice. I like him.
Girl #2: Me too, he has a nice job, nice car, he's hot, he's perfect.
Girl # 3: I approve of him. I think she should stay with him.
by Tanauthority7979 December 20, 2010
Get the Girlfriendsmug. A term used to describe the less than desirable things that your girlfriend does.
eg: Whining, bitching, complaining
eg: Whining, bitching, complaining
Joe: Dude, you look pissed. What's up?
Bob: It's Sara. She wont stop complaining about how hard her new school is. Her Girlfriending is driving me insane!
Joe: Buddy, that's lame. Drink?
Bob: It's Sara. She wont stop complaining about how hard her new school is. Her Girlfriending is driving me insane!
Joe: Buddy, that's lame. Drink?
by inkeddd December 18, 2009
Get the Girlfriendingmug. To males inexperienced in the realm of intimate relationships with the female population, 'girlfriend' seems like a great idea. To have someone in which they can exert their sexual desires is, in theory, the greatest gift anyone can give/receive. See gift from god.
When experienced, males tend to exert feelings of hatred towards 'girlfriend' and exclaim indicated hatred to others. Remarkably, he will never mention a word of this to 'girlfriend.' This phenomenon must be directly linked to the mind control powers only bestowed by the vagina.
These mind control powers are the bane of males, and are only known of when one is already choking on the tainted waters called 'relationship.' And it seems, even when informed, the male will deny any such power over him until the previous stated situation occurs.
One can only say "I told you so."
When experienced, males tend to exert feelings of hatred towards 'girlfriend' and exclaim indicated hatred to others. Remarkably, he will never mention a word of this to 'girlfriend.' This phenomenon must be directly linked to the mind control powers only bestowed by the vagina.
These mind control powers are the bane of males, and are only known of when one is already choking on the tainted waters called 'relationship.' And it seems, even when informed, the male will deny any such power over him until the previous stated situation occurs.
One can only say "I told you so."
When I was young and naive, I wanted a 'girlfriend' so I could fuck her as often as my penis would remain erect. But as I matured and observed the animalistic behavior of the female, I realized that I was taking my soul for granted, and chose to stay away.
by Thought's Catalyst September 18, 2005
Get the girlfriendmug. by best definitions ever August 8, 2006
Get the girlfriendmug.