Gardner grenade

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.

Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.

by Mr. Gagsonmen February 6, 2025

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Zander Gardner

Zander is known as a basketball bench warmer. He always knows how to make every one horny some how and he was built with 14 extra chromosomes but he still has a brilliant bed wetting skills

Zander Gardner is a basketball fanatic!

by Yusin bumm March 1, 2022

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Gardner

The best listener, sweetest human being. And all around The best person to have in your life!!

How's was your day with Gardner?
Oh it was so amazing! I miss him already

by Athingything October 9, 2021

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Cason Gardner

Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.

"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."

by MissClover September 19, 2022

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