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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.
"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."
by MissClover September 19, 2022

Nigga 1: "Why does your dog look traumitized?"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"
by MissClover September 19, 2022

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by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

The most amazing girlfriend ever. She is the most amazing and perfect girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She is funny and very outgoing. Once you meet her you wont want to leave her. She will kiss you and grab your hand when you least expect it. Everything about her is perfect, her face, eyes, body, smile, laugh, personality, EVERYTHING. Once you meet her you wont forget her. She is loving and caring but she will treat you the same way you treat her. She has alot of friends and all of them love her, but not as much as her boyfriend does. Her boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world cause he gets to call emilee his and gets to hold her in his arms. She is truly the most amazing girl anybody would ever meet. <3
guy: dude look its emilee gardner
guy's friend: omg bro whoever's dating her is so lucky
guy: IKR!!!!!!
guy's friend: omg bro whoever's dating her is so lucky
guy: IKR!!!!!!
by mikelovesemilee September 20, 2012
