the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

The Denim Finger

The act of fingering a girl but on the outside of her jeans while she is wearing them.

*Often used during hardcore make-out sessions and foreplay.

Nix0rz: So Beau how was the movie?
Beau: Amazing, I gave julie the Denim Finger.
Jake: You old sailor you.

by beaucunt December 11, 2006

The Love Finger

The love finger is the sex act where a man (or woman) takes their ring finger and put it up the anus or vagina. Furthermore, the love finger is called the love finger because the ring finger connects to the heart.

xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "So, bruh, how wus duuh secks lahst naaight?"

SlapDeeBuutee360: "Man, it was fucking amazing, grabbed a beer, took my ring finger, and gave her the Love Finger!"

xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "Damn suun!"

by Seiko The Neko September 6, 2014

The Sleepy Finger

The act of pleasuring a women with very sleepy fingers, after the man has come to fruition and is no longer interested and would rather go to sleep.

Yeah...I was finished but she still hadn't had an orgasm so I had to give her The Sleepy Finger.

by ticklebear August 31, 2011

Lick the Middle Finger

1.To have to suck it up and deal with a situation.

2. Another way, if used in the context "Lick my middle finger" can be another way to say "fuck you" in a less In-your-Face fashionisto.

Boyfriend: Hey, Tim my moms coming over for brunch!
Tim: But...ugh..babe, i love you, but your mom...are you serious? c'mon, you kidding me? why are you letting that woman in our house?
Boyfriend: Look, sometimes you just need to lick the middle finger and suck it up, she's your mother in law.

by Jay-Deee October 6, 2012

the one finger snot blow

When someone covers up one nostril and blows snot out of the other nostril . then proceeding to wipe the snot on their clothes. Mainly seen in estern Europe

I saw some dude doing the one finger snot blow last night it was nasty .

by bibos January 25, 2017

The brother finger

The middle finger according to the Wiggles five fingered family.

Give them the brother finger Emma... Okay Simon they're gonna get it!

by Chuck_Finley March 25, 2022