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Halley’s Comet

An activity involving a woman 74 years old or older (Halley’s comet comes every 74 years) where the male is having sexual intercourse with the female “doggy style” in the anus. After he releases his blessed seed in her anus he pulls out where as the the female immediately farts and reaches behind and lights the fart, hence, releases the flaming comet on the poor unfortunate male with a beautiful glistening trail following behind from his seed. Extra points if her name is Halley.
Example: Joe was fornicating with Alexandria when he orgasmed and she released a Halley’s Comet on him that the world has never seen making Superman himself blush yet grow stronger........
by Halley’scomet November 21, 2020
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Larry’s Comet

Larry’s Comet, actually vommit . Vommit resembling a comet with large Mass followed by a large tail of bilious liquid. Slang used wherever you have drunks and wino’s . Also Known as Vommit Comet
Seafood and booze didn’t mix well, so I had to have a Larry’s Comet .
by #DirtyLarry February 13, 2023
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Vomit Comet

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.
A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.
by JJNickels29 June 7, 2013
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Comet Gurgling

When a dude cums into a condom and throws the condom into a girl's mouth from long range.
" I tried for a money-shot but she suggested Comet Gurgling instead."
by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017
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Halley's Comet

A variation of streaking where a glow-stick is affixed to the genitals and a tail of approximately 4 feet of toilet paper is wedged between the butt cheeks. Best done in low light conditions.
*shreiking*
What was that?

Steve did the Halley's Comet.

Yeah, but why?
by Theprofessorguy October 29, 2018
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dragging the comet

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.
"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."
by The Sikness December 27, 2012
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shoe comet

toilet paper stuck to your shoe and trailing out behind you as you leave the bathroom.
As she walked out of the bathroom, Barbara was so inebriated that she didn't notice the shoe comet trailing behind her.
by drdiva August 21, 2009
mugGet the shoe cometmug.

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