Bride's tour

Taking the scenic route or going out of your way while driving, extending the duration of your drive.
There was a lot of traffic, so we took the bride's tour
by pem0488 April 06, 2019
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Bag bride

Crack-smoking prostitute
That whore is a bag bride.
by TheGhost24 October 18, 2012
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Bride of Crackula

The girlfriend of a crack user or dealer; typically very thin in appearance with a pale complection; has rabbit pelet sized bowel movements; dosent say much but can engage in intercourse for hours without achiveing orgasum.
Drug use is habit forming and can lead to Bride of Crackula.
Just say no.
by loulou69 February 11, 2012
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Side Bride

A girlfriend whom a married man has a soulmate and true confidant and has primal connectness with.
The difference of that and a mistress is she is the only one/not interchanable and he wishes he was married to but circumstances make it impossible.

A true tragic modern day love affair that can last forever as it’s draw is so intense and magnetic.
He spent the afternoon with his side bride and saw yet another piece of her her longed to know.
by Movie Girl June 03, 2018
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Dutch Bride

A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.
Guy one-Did you bang May last night?

Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.

Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.

Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.
by Mia Ballsavich February 23, 2011
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Bride Burner

Person from India. Derives from when an Indian man (or his family) douses his wife with kerosene, gasoline, or other flammable liquid, and sets the woman alight (Wikipedia). Usually done by a man to get rid of his wife without dishonouring himself through divorce.
by Sanjeev28 June 29, 2007
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Bride of Frankenstein

The stripes one makes in someones hair who has been giving "good oral" to a guy and he spends himself in their hair.
I pulled back from her, shot into her hair and gave her a Bride of Frankenstein
by theomnibus January 06, 2011
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