biscuit

1. A small cake of shortened bread leavened with baking powder or soda.

2. A thin, crisp cracker or cookie. (British)

3. A kind of unraised bread formed into flat cakes, and bakes hard, ie ship biscuit, sea biscuit.

1. I'm gonna have some biscuits and gravy.

2. Biscuits and *WHAT?!*

3. I'm don't even bother to eat 'em anymore. I just use 'em to patch up the boat.

by Laser Potato August 24, 2004

Biscuit

Someone/something that is annoying, lame, stupid, etc.

"I swear to god, you a biscuit!", "That's some biscuit shit"

by PizzaDf March 17, 2015

no biscuit

when you dont have a biscuit

im hungry, i wish i wasnt in the state of no biscuit

by i love transformers in my ass May 11, 2003

biscuit

1:A baked savoury snack to enjoy with beverages such as tea/coffee/milk.
2:A complete dumbass

'Get the rich tea out mary'
or
'You complete biscuit!'

by suzi September 25, 2004

biscuit

A tablet of ecstasy - MDMA

Yo, I just dropped a biscuit about 40 minutes ago and now I'm starting to roll.

by MofoSam June 9, 2003

IT biscuit

Slang for the hardware in a hopped up or modded system.

"Your computer is fast! What kind of IT biscuit did you feed it to make it so fast?"

OR:

My car is faster now that I installed an IT biscuit in the car's computer.

by James Weyand February 17, 2006

biscuits

1. darn it, fuck it, fuck, shit, oh damn
2. random doodling on lined paper when a certain techie vice-president of a certain start-up is supposed to be coding

1. "I just lost 1000 lines of code! Biscuits."
2. "...biscUIts Biscuits biscuits BISCUITS bIsCuItS BIScuits biscuTS...."

by May H. March 14, 2005