VENTI THE BARD

My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you

Venti the bard is HOT

by VentiMyBoy January 21, 2022

Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.

Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!

by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018

Bard

A very very gay person

1: omg who is that

2. Oh that's "Bard" she is dating winter

by <3bird_is_the_word February 6, 2022

Bard

When someone confidently makes a statement that later turns out to be completely false and ultimately ends in that person losing a large sum of money or reputation.

Did you hear Google have been telling bards again.. cost them $100m

by Gringo87 February 15, 2023

I bard

another word for saying “I swear to god” or “I’m not lying”

Bard you ain’t say that
“I bard I didn’t”

by Kokichi Toes March 20, 2024

Bard Time

Spending an inordinate amount of time composing a clever and well-timed email reply.

Dog, that Samantha sure got in my head. Had to do some bard time to escape solitary.

by Ubuge June 29, 2011

bard

When your friend or homie are is being stupid or strange

Dude your being such a bard.

by yekcohh September 29, 2020