Michael Aaron Weber

A person with a pp the size of a tinny pill bottle

Michael Aaron Weber
-“What do I look like”
M-
“You have a pp the size of a tiny pill bottle”

by Theoffical_God130 September 28, 2021

Weber

When you like 12 years old girls and hate when they are older

Stop touching my doughter! You are weber you dump shit!

by Mikesak March 27, 2025

Michael Weber

A young distinguished gentleman who goons so so much. Currently in multiple love triangles. I'm literally sitting next to this guy right now. Dattebayo!

Hey do you wanna hang out today?

I can't, I'm gooning and edging with Michael Weber!

by gorked February 22, 2024

Derek Weber

The most goated man on earth, who would also be very impressed if someone who knew him were to be reading this right now.

Dude, Derek Weber is just the most amazing, cool, hot , hot, hot, handsome man I’ve ever met!

by THEbutt man butt October 1, 2022

The Weber Effect

When a girl cheats on her boyfriend with a significantly older guy, then the girl goes for a significantly younger guy, further repeating the cycle.

“Bro she’s totally got the Weber effect”

by Dat-Boi- Wuantum May 3, 2025

Ethan Weber

A STOOPID little boy who is ninja junior
Who rages to much

Bro ur soo Ethan Weber

by Oof kid February 24, 2019

Stefanie Weber

the store manager from “Legally Blonde”

-very pretty

-loves weddings likes lord of the rings
-iconic style
-takes care of her best cliententele

pov: stefanie weber just brought you spicy mango from 7/11

by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021