French Tugboat

When you give your nuts a generous coating of milk and put them in a female's (or male's) mouth

OR

When a female (or male) gargles milk and a guy puts his nuts in her mouth

Hey Frank, do you like it when Brett gives you the French tugboat?

by Jake n Bake 27 December 29, 2008

Muddy Tugboat

Using feces as a lubricant to jack off.

Nothing makes me cum faster than the muddy tugboat.

by KellieS June 7, 2009

flaming tugboat

When it burns to pee after you masterbated with a too firm grip

Tom: Hey Doc why does it does my it burn to pee after i jerk off

Doc: this is normal dude, its called a flaming tugboat, just ease your grip on it and use lube

by weeaby October 13, 2013

Twisted Tugboat

You have a threesome, as you're doing one girl in the butt the other girl comes from behind, grabs your balls and twists it into a grip and uses your balls to help push and pull you into the other girl.

I was doing Isabel from behind and Tina came around and gave me the twisted tugboat because she noticed I was getting tired.

by surveillance cousin October 6, 2009

detroit tugboat

To pull a tampon out of your girlfriend with your teeth and procede to pleasure her.

I gave my girlfriend the ole' detroit tugboat last night and it was rather messy.

by Roz Nacci January 12, 2009

Sunken Tugboat

A hand job underwater. Preferiably in a hottub.

"Bro we got in the 'jucooz and she gave me a Sunken Tugboat."

by Bposten November 24, 2011

Tally-Tugboat

When a girl take Tally-Ranch and rubs its HIV/AIDS infested contents on a mans dick and then proceeds to jack you off with sandpaper until all of the skin is sanded off.

Holy shit I got a rough Tally-Tugboat last night...my dick just fell off and turned to dust!

by Tumor Tom The Tally Tamor December 3, 2013