Swedish Keyboard

A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.

Made famous by Jiinxy.

Do you want to have some messy fun?

Sure, hit me with a Swedish Keyboard

by ALAAANNNN August 2, 2023

Swedish fountain

The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.

You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.

by Twills March 25, 2011

Swedish Special

The sexual act of filling your significant others asshole with Swedish Meatballs and Marinara while their ass is in the air and then eating the meatballs from their anal cavity.

-Swedish Guy "Hey, you wanna do the Swedish Special tonight?"

by DannnyBoiii January 22, 2018

swedish breakup

A relationship breakup, common in Sweden, where one partner neglects to inform the other of the new relationship status. Apparently due to the Swedes' cultural aversion to conflict.

Sven had broken up with Anna, only she didn't know yet - it was totally a Swedish breakup.

by Goatlady June 2, 2015

Swedish Periscope

A sex act in which a woman (or man), in a crouching position, places their eye upon the anus of a standing male partner. They then proceed to grasp the shaft of the "periscope". Advanced users can then proceed to adjust the knobs of the periscope. The move is finished with a successful load blown, and a cry from the gazer of "fire the torpedos" as the recipient lets loose a fart. The fart should be moist so the gazer receives a maritime spraying of ocean wind.

Jim: Hey, uh betty. Ever looked through a swedish periscope?
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya

by Dwarvish Lords of Miltonia September 29, 2008

Swedish Girls

Swedish girls are some of the hottest girls on the planet! They aren't slags, they are gorgeous and often have sizable breasts, a hot body AND a sexy face. Widely recognised as one of the hottest countries, and with good reason. The girls you pass everyday in the streets are seriously model material.

Tim: I'm totally thinking of going to Sweden for a week, not sure if it's worth the cost though..

John: Are you freaking joking? Swedish Girls are f*cking HOT!

by Al989 February 28, 2010

Swedish vacation

An unplanned, unexcused extended absence from school, work, or any other daily responsibilities.

Ever since Floyd won 50 bucks on that scratch ticket he's been taking a Swedish vacation.

by mainset August 3, 2008